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I am having breakfast at the Dallas chapter of the Harvard Club in the morning. What should I know? What should I talk about? What type of knot should I tie? Flat front or pleats? Center pleat or forward pleat? Is it too early for a nice tweed? Perhaps a lightweight version? I am considering a regimental short tie, with a waist coat.

I want to talk a little ball with the boys...who is looking good this fall for you guys. Any promising newcomers?

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No pleats. Pleats are lamer than lame.
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hippie wrote:No pleats. Pleats are lamer than lame.
I always thought they were there to allow room for a fairly robust pouch or gunt. :shock:
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Flat front may be a little too casual for this colloquy. Pleats are the way to go. Use caution forward pleats may appear too relaxed. I would try center cut.
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Now that pleats are taking care of, what next?
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They will judge you primarily by the quality of your fanny pack. I recommend a tasteful leopard skin.

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Make sure you are armed with a blade should one of your cohorts be a mercenary. Also when you present the blade at the time of the duel inform all parties present it's not a kaiser blade, it's a sling blade.
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Who is looking good so far? I'm going with Champ McGee.
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Pleats are definitely out now - at least for guys 40 and younger. My fupa is uncomfortable with the trend. As El Santo says, there was a little room in there with pleats, now it's all on display. But with pleats, the assumption is gock - all the old farts walking around my work area look like they have diapers on. Perhaps they do.
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I am not happy that I Googled El Santo's "gunt" term and then clicked on images. Thanks Obama!
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I understand 0% of what's in this thread.
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Pleated jorts, wife beater, and a plaid bow tie should win you points. Don't forget the cowboy boots.
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Hell I was so on fire with my posting style during this time!
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It reads like a Don Draper flashback.
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One pleat on each leg is acceptable. More than that and you're playing with fire, bub.
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