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Nortwoods · Post by **Nortwoods** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:35 pm

25 years wow, that's respectable. Do you get to retire in 5 years?

Tuxedo T-shirt · Post by **Tuxedo T-shirt** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:37 pm

Charks wrote:25 years at the National Weather Service will get you this beautiful silver lapel pin (made in Hong Kong) and a certificate printed off 10 minutes before presented.

Don't go all "Dennis Hopper in Speed" on us here

Charks · Post by **Charks** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 2:45 pm

Nortwoods wrote:25 years wow, that's respectable. Do you get to retire in 5 years?

I wish. I could go in 10. But 10 years from now I may have 2 kids in college. So it's looking more like 15 years which probably means 20.

Macho · Post by **Macho** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:30 pm

In trying to get to the bottom of 13 mos of unsuccessfully trying to haz 2nd baby, I provided a sample for a semen analysis. Along with it, I had to put on the form who my provider was: "Wang." And what my medical record # was: "***6969**." Those things culminate to make it a little more embarrassing than need be. I'm just thankful I didn't spill an entire glass of water (or milk!) on my pants just before delivering the sample.

bltkmt · Post by **bltkmt** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:32 pm

What, you're tired of "trying"?

TANEYTOWN · Post by **TANEYTOWN** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:32 pm

I've spent a large portion of my day on the toilet.

Tuxedo T-shirt · Post by **Tuxedo T-shirt** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:35 pm

I have a client who owns a company and the company and the dispute involves the word load a lot, and I keep reading the word load, and typing it, and looking at websites regarding the loads, and I just keep laughing and laughing. Loads.

TANEYTOWN · Post by **TANEYTOWN** » Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:58 pm

At what point should the pepto kick in?

Macho · Post by **Macho** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 1:52 pm

Having a simple conversation with my mom is impossible. It's always 10 times more complicated than it has to be. SO FRUSTRATING.

alt.mobius · Post by **alt.mobius** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:56 pm

my 2 year old said "thank you" out of the blue last night. well more like "dan ooohh".

he finished his rice at dinner, pointed and asked for more, so mrs.mobius gave him another spoon full and he pormpty replied by saying 'dan oooh'. total cbh melter.

we always say thank you to him we he does what we ask, puts his toys away, finishes his vector calculus assignment, etc. i guess he has figured out when is the proper time to say thank you. now if i can just get him to figure out how to define dynamic vector arrays in c++, we'd be in good shape.

DADDY · Post by **DADDY** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:07 pm

Charks wrote:25 years at the National Weather Service will get you this beautiful silver lapel pin (made in Hong Kong) and a certificate printed off 10 minutes before presented.

25 years of rotating shifts also equals approximately 1750 graveyard shifts and 750 weekends worked.

Living the dream!!!! (and thankful for a steady job)

Feast your eyes!

Charks · Post by **Charks** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:36 pm

DADDY wrote: Feast your eyes!

My wife and I still laugh at that often!!

bltkmt · Post by **bltkmt** » Fri Nov 15, 2013 5:09 pm

Eli should have a t-shirt with that on it.

RavingLunatic · Post by **RavingLunatic** » Sat Nov 16, 2013 8:10 pm

Charks wrote:
DADDY wrote: Feast your eyes!
My wife and I still laugh at that often!!

When I worked at Borders, I remember the day that one of our managers reached her 25th year working for the company. The reward? You got a black lanyard instead of the usual red.

Blaze · Post by **Blaze** » Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:05 pm

Thinking about reinventing myself into a Father John Misty type persona. Working on the beard. Are the mushrooms next?

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