SPORT PANTIES

pacothelarge · Post by **pacothelarge** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:42 pm

I am distressed at the lack of holiday Sport Panties posting. You really shouldn't take something so wonderful for granted.

paulhead · Post by **paulhead** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 5:42 pm

I'll be nestled up next to the SPORTS PANTIES to keep me warm during this holiday season.

wounded dog · Post by **wounded dog** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:23 pm

This guy I know went to prison for smuggling sport panties into Canada. I'm not kidding. Sport Panties. He works for the government now. Every July 23rd he sends his best friends sport panties. I've got a closet full and I'm seriously thinking of giving them to the Salvation Army this year. Have you thought of all the poor children who only dream of the sport panties. This will be a truly wonderful Christmas.

El Santo · Post by **El Santo** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:28 pm

I knew a kid that worked at Good Will. His job solely revolved around checking pants for crotch stains. Thats all he did. Get in new clothes....check for crotch stains....and then either put in the "good" pile...the "no" pile...or the "maybe" pile.

maybe he has come in contact with the sports pantie....even if they were of questionable origin?

i have not yet seen this holy grail of garments.

Rowsdower · Post by **Rowsdower** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 8:40 pm

Damn Smokey.... check out Ms. Parker's Sport Panties!

pacothelarge · Post by **pacothelarge** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:51 pm

Just a few hours from Sunday morning Sport Panties time.

pacothelarge · Post by **pacothelarge** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:03 am

On a side note, this thread is second only to the 2005 baseball thread in number of views. Only compared to threads within News, Films, Books and Sport Panties. My Saturday night sucks.

Rowsdower · Post by **Rowsdower** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:06 am

I think because Sport Panties are America's real pasttime now. Screw boring baseball.

El Santo · Post by **El Santo** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:17 am

baseball players should be required to wear the sports pantie over their uniform. Just for one game.

paulhead · Post by **paulhead** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:17 am

How much wood could a SPORTS PANTIE chuck if a SPORTS PANTIE could chuck wood?

wilcoduck · Post by **wilcoduck** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:25 am

paulhead wrote:How much wood could a SPORTS PANTIE chuck if a SPORTS PANTIE could chuck wood?

NO ONE RHYMES IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!!!

Post by **Ansbacher Bremen** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 12:43 am

The Taneytown Sports Pantie look

TANEYTOWN · Post by **TANEYTOWN** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:43 am

OJ man oh man you know I got better style than that my brother

Twangboat · Post by **Twangboat** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:36 pm

I stuff my sports pantie with sports pantie to make the ultimate in sports pantie.

Dear Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a sports pantie?

wilcoduck · Post by **wilcoduck** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 3:48 pm

TANEYTOWN wrote:OJ man oh man you know I got better style than that my brother

Yea, he'd be wearing a stained Slobberbone T-shirt...

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