I'm James Lawrence Cook from the Manor north of North Dallas and I'm here to sho

[Pickles]

w you a good time with my

I'm James Lawrence Cook from the Manor North of North Dallas Texas here

James L. Cook from

Hi, I'm James Cook,

[Ben Jackson]

I MEAN ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS SAY LOOK I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PURPOSE THAT UNDERSHIRT SERVES WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE IT BEFORE THE WEDDING HONEY IN CASE YOU GET NERVOUS AND GET SWEATY PITS OK AND ACT WOULD STILL BE THRIVING OK!


Wilson-

[Pickles]

It's as easy as that and looking dumb for the camera.

There's a possibility that it was great grandaddy's short armed dress shirt and the underpurposed undershirt what accompanied the entire outfit, but if I'm a betting man, the guy wore that shit cause he thought it'd be ironic.

He Blundered an entire wedding so he could feel like he was 36 years ago for the Gram.

Tee hee look at us doing a play date on our wedding day for internet points.

[Pickles]

I'm sweating my nuts off not for you, babe, but for the gram. So we look retro, or at least I do in this dumbass outfit.

[Pickles]

I'm sweating my nuts off not for you, babe, but for the gram. So we look retro, or at least I do in this dumbass outfit.

That I worked so hard to curate.

THAT I WORKED SO HARD TO CURATE.

[Ben Jackson]

You up?

[Pickles]

[*] Raymond Weaver?

[Ben Jackson]

I fiddle like I’m fucked!

[Pickles]

It doesn't work, dude... It simply doesn't. Never did. Not like there's a new way of wearing it or something. It simply serves zero use on this Earth.

I worked for the Census back in 2016 and every other house I'd ask their opinion about this style of undershirt not to spoil my sample if Mayble and Jim were to talk with Myrtle and Ray.

I ran my study like this:

1) Do you recognize this as a garment?
2) What do you call it?
3) What does it do?

I polled like 4,000 households that fall. Made good money.

NOT A GODDAMN MAN OR WOMAN OUT OF EVERY OTHER HOME IN ALL OF SKOKIE or KENILWORTH ILLINOIS COULD TELL ME WHAT PURPOSE THIS STYLE OF GARMENT SERVES.

You know why?

CAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKIN WORK!

Never did. Never will unless something changes.

I could go on and on about this subject but the fact remains.