I'm not necessarily a gambling man, but I know the odds.

[Pickles]

Thank goodness all the girls are gone from these talks so I can post the following without caution...

Based on my relationship with my lower unit and what I've gulleted this evening, I'm 100% sure to shit my brains out in about 6.25 hours plus or minus .25.

Takers? I don't even know how that works but like Pete Rose, you know I always thought Pete Rose was convicted of betting against his team, and that's super shitty of the entire media who led me to believe that Pete was throwing games somehow. Turns out, he was just simply betting on sports. I got into an argument with the guy who manages the glass store that replaced my windshield. I would have bet Taneytown's snipped tube was done correctly at the direction of his wife and Gregg before I would have believed that Pete Rose DIDN'T bet against his own team.

Whaa I'm getting at here is that I'm lactose intolerant, I've just eaten a disasterous amount of chili lime shrimp ramen with extra hot sauce and chilis, a pantload of sausage and mac n cheese, and finished this off with my own new favorite concoction of full fat cold milk, sugar and soy sauce. The last part is simply divine. It hits all the buttons. Including my prize.

[Ben Jackson]

Breast feeding!!!!