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Benjamin Douglas Jackson
(@benjamin-douglas-jackson)
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hello Boys. Tried to buy some Alt Country boots at 84% off! 

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Topic starter Posted : 10/12/2021 11:36 am
AlFasoli
(@alfasoli)
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Posted by: @benjamin-douglas-jackson

hello Boys. Tried to buy some Alt Country boots at 84% off! 

They got me too, bud.  They got me too.  The entire process looked legit.  Don't feel like the shitheel that you really are for leading me there.  I drank the water.  Fuck those people.  They just got us.  All there is to it. 

I hate for you that you used your debit card.  I used my AmEx- everything's fine on my end, but man, I really wanted those boots. 

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Posted : 10/12/2021 8:17 pm
Benjamin Douglas Jackson
(@benjamin-douglas-jackson)
Customer

Boys they got us good. We were going to be so Alt Country!

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Topic starter Posted : 12/12/2021 10:24 am
AlFasoli
(@alfasoli)
Customer
Posted by: @benjamin-douglas-jackson

Boys they got us good. We were going to be so Alt Country!

I had visions- and you were in them.  They fucked us both, buddy.  They fucked us both.  

I mean...I can see how they got you.

But that they got me too...

Buddy I was on a roll.  I was like oh shit they're about to introduce a new line and I'd better jump on this train while I can and it looks like they fucked up and left this other awesome pair in on this enormous discount (they fucked up, better go ahead and get these in the cart before they fix it) type of deal.  

I was so happy with my SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR PURCHASE...THANK GOD I HAD A MOMENT OF CLARITY AND USED THE AMEX.  

BUT DAMN I STILL WANT THOSE TWO PAIR SO BAD.

IF YOU'RE A RUSSIAN ALTCOUNTRIAN, FUCK YOUR COUSIN VLAD.  FUCK HIM HARD IN HIS EAR FOR DOING THIS TO US!

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Posted : 01/01/2022 1:47 am
Benjamin Douglas Jackson
(@benjamin-douglas-jackson)
Customer

@alfasoli 

Wanted the boots bad!

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Topic starter Posted : 05/01/2022 10:40 am
AlFasoli
(@alfasoli)
Customer

Dude I'm 84% off with you.  

You see the ones in my basket? 

Fuck VLAD!  FUCK HIS COUSINS!

WANTED MY BOOTS!  

Who is Praetorious?  

WHY DOES THIS ONLY COME UP ON MY ACT WHEN I'M RESPONDING TO BEE?  

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Posted : 06/01/2022 10:33 pm
Benjamin Douglas Jackson
(@benjamin-douglas-jackson)
Customer

I want alt country boots. 

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Topic starter Posted : 19/01/2022 6:32 am
Benjamin Douglas Jackson
(@benjamin-douglas-jackson)
Customer

I want your love. 

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Topic starter Posted : 27/01/2022 10:38 am
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